Latest tagging epidemic: Untreated Stuttering or Tourettes?

Oktoberfest means cleave 'n beer

Bachelorhood departs

Early footage of Captain Lou Albano surfaces!!

I used to love that guy. This video, not so much.

None Of That

One gave me money
Two promised fame
One flew me around the world
And around and back again

It felt good
It should!

Songs playing in Hollywood
Black car to drive me
And a key to open every door

But you know...
None of that is enough for me
Not for me

Climb High; Climb Far!

Your Goal The Sky
Your Aim The Stars!

Gymnastics is about statistics

Oakland's "Morning Kind'

Charlie bit my finger - again !

Story of My Life!

Finally, Its Happened To Me, Right in Front of My Face.....

Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
My feelin's can't describe it
Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
And I just cannot hide i

You Ever Walk Down The Street And Find An Ipod Full of Progressive Rock?

Wiki has this to say about Progressive Rock:

Progressive rock (often shortened to "progressive", "prog", or "prog rock") is a form of rock music that evolved in the late 1960s and early 1970s as part of a "mostly British attempt to elevate rock music to new levels of artistic credibility." The term "art rock" is often used interchangeably with "progressive rock", though the two genres are not identical.

And in other news, Streamload, which used to host all my music samples for the blog, had been bought out, or was attempting to morph into MediaMax. Anyway, the process was not smooth, the files wouldn't download anymore and it just became really frustrating. Well they just shut down entirely. They couldn't transfer all the files over to mediamax and simply gave up. Very nice.

Probably the strangest video on YouTube. Really.

And the stupidest.

Cell Phone Popcorn Trick Revealed see How its Done

And the song just happens to be so awesome.

Dancing Robots!!

Oakland's Hidden Parks: Middle Harbor Shoreline Park and PortView Park

Pet Shop Boys--Luna Park.mp3
Down in the Port Area, there is a giant 3 mile long park with two people on it. It affords ample views of the city and is downright awesome. You can watch a huge tanker be unloaded or loaded in our case. Breathtaking.

There's also a LongShoreMan's Club that's good for a laugh and a shank to the throat.

The future

Sometimes in the city... Sights like this. Days like this. Lives like this.

91• Degrees and pushing on in the heat

The state of homelessness

The Fate of Recycled Cardboard

Try to make use of these functions like b&w on the phone. Fun affect.

WTF: Mime Your Own Business!

Really!!
How is Jerry Springer still on tv??!! How come he hasn't been pulled
off by the FCC who claim that the violence should be criminally
punishable. WTF

My Life as a Real NURSE starts today.

Salsa dedo

I get the news I need on the weather report

On route to interview

"COUNT IT"

Yahoo NEWS, via Reuters or vice versa

What Ayah Missed While She Was Away Meeting Prince at the Reform Convention

Some good times, some sick times, lotssss of cat time, some bunny time, some swapmeet time (really means picking up and ogling useless items), some drinking, some leisure time, dispute time, and yup, lots of Missing her time.
Though when she gets back I'm gonna play it all John Wayne and pretend I did alot and I was super busy, and I "barely" noticed she was gone. She likes it when I play tricks, pranks, and jokes.
Loves it.

Picture Descrip's in
Coach Sushi (Grand Ave in Oakland) . This box is 3 1/2 dollars of pure refillable magic.
Mrs. Kim and her BACKYARD on Telegraph at 24th in Oakland. She is a crazy, crazy, crazy character.
Annabelle (not real name, not real fur,undisclosed location due to Witness Protection Program) being a hammy ham.
Series of Two Munki's through a looking Glass at Laney College Swap Meet.

This was probably the most BOBO (southern for janky) sign I've ever seen.

Grand Opening of PlayLand (Not At the Beach)

Ayah's holding the proof. It was definitely worth the $5 grand opening special, I don't know about the regular $15 rate, that's what I was told. So the title needs the word MUSEUM in it, so that you don't go expecting a "Playland", but rather knowing you're going to get some history and some sweet pinball action, which is free BTW.
I'm going to call him "Larry" and he was working the glow in the dark/blacklight room if you will, anyway Larry was so not animated and his room needs some Social Distortion or some Rock N Roll. I know its Volunteer run, but damnnnnnn, get some fun ones!!

Barack Obama Secures Democratic Nomination... Yes We CAN!!!

Tonight June 3, 2008, history is made. A Black Man, a great man will represent a major political party. I for one, am excited, elated, proud, and for the first time in a long time, hopeful.

Now if we could just get him on board for National Healthcare.....

Tijuana Minnie Mouse

On Hollywood Blvd proper millions of tourists come yearly. Some come thinking they'll be "discovered", others think they can work their way up. But most end up sadly defeated and leave. A select few end up in Minnie Mouse outfits made in Tijuana with sun bleached reds and blacks and a face that just ain't right.

Ayah the rapper

Fronting on some Sweet ass rhymes

This pile of "compost" was moved today

80% of it by me. Down this hill in a wheelbarrel. Up and down for
five hours.

Ryan's Birthday Party is Going to be in Tijuana on June 17, 2008

The Power Of The EGG

Cheetah Cub Meets BladeRunner: Oscar Pistorius

This guy was born with Fibulas. Completely normal except no bone between his feet and his knees.

Fast As You Can-Fiona Apple.mp3

Now he has blades. Made out of Carbon-Fiber and he is fast. Around a second shy of qualifying for the S. African Olympic team in the 800 (not special O's, the REAL deal). So for a good public relations story he's going to make his team regardless, and the Olympics might finally be something to watch... Performance enhancing technology and not drugs.
I personally think its kind of awesome. And though I hate to say it, I want to see the other runner's reaction, because I expect alot of negativity from the people he beats.

Tumbl.err

So maybe I am not blogging correctly and what I've been doing is
spreading my dogma (thru precise comic timing nonetheless) in snippets
so short that they aren't blog entries but rather tumbles.rrr?
So many rules for such inconsequential minitae...

West Oakland n' Beyond

The relevance of each post:

My smoky cinematic angel

She likes to flutter

Ayah at the boat party

She had an awesome time.

A video I shot and edited this weekend.. Instead of doing work

Erik Veranda aka Eric Miranda Turns 30

Two Tough Guys Singing About Love... Not, but its beautiful

Gene Pitney duets on this track with Marc Almond from 1989. The American record company didn't release it here, because they feared that American's would think it was a "gay song", meanwhile it hit #1 in Europe.

Mp3 to sample: Somethings's Gotten Hold Of My Heart.mp3

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